I have a love/hate relationship with Lemon products. They are designed beautifully, and compared to their PC counterparts, they are definitely the superior option. The yPod and yPhone were both revolutionary inventions. Craig Gobs was a fucking asshole, but when it came to designing and inventing consumer experiences, it’s hard to deny him his due. … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 8 — Lemon
Category: DEATH BY CONTENT
Death By Content: Episode 7 — Can I Bum A Like?
Not long ago, a cigarette wasn’t a bringer of death, but a small respite from the monotony of daily life. It brought people together. It also gave you something to do when you needed to burn 5 minutes. "Can I bum a smoke”? was the original Tinder. They were everywhere. My grandparents chain smoked in … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 7 — Can I Bum A Like?
Death By Content: Episode 6 — The Lost Letters of Colonel Crick Cornelius
INTRODUCTION Amidst the entire Covid quarantine, things have been pretty boring. That doesn’t mean that oddities haven’t risen out of the darkness. In an effort to mollify the throbbing tedium of the everyday slog, I hopped on a few blogs and sites touting myself as an “advice guru.” Most of the stuff I got was … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 6 — The Lost Letters of Colonel Crick Cornelius
Death By Content: Episode 5 — It’s 5 O’clock Everywhere
It’s only half past noon and I’m already thinking about cracking open a beer. I don’t even know what day it is, and to be honest, even what month it is feels irrelevant. As we all try to proceed with life as if everything were normal, time is the one thing that is just constantly … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 5 — It’s 5 O’clock Everywhere
Death By Content: Episode 4 — A Mole In The Brown House
INTRO: Truth be told, I really don’t feel like writing. I’m exhausted by the ocean of shit we all are dealing with right now. There’s so much BAD news that writing in the name of satire and comedy feels a bit misplaced. That being said, writing is something that helps me feel normal, a feeling … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 4 — A Mole In The Brown House
Death By Content: Episode 3 — Burn Down The Amazon
INTRO: This story is dual-purposed. And depending on who you are, you fall into one of two categories. You either own an Amazon Fire tablet…or you do not. My family and I fall into the former. If you do, as well, then I hope this will serve as a source of validation and empathy. You … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 3 — Burn Down The Amazon
Death By Content: Episode 2 — Toy Story 4 (A Horror Movie)
I’ve always loved movies. I remember reading books as a child and thinking…they should just make a movie about this. Like most people with access to unlimited movies, I’ve watched a TON of them. But due to my standing as an elder millennial, I grew up with VHSes (that can’t be right) and DVDs. Which … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 2 — Toy Story 4 (A Horror Movie)
Death By Content: Episode 1 — 13 Reasons Why Not
The other night I had about 90 minutes of precious free time before bed to watch some TV or a movie. My 5 year old was fast asleep, and after a long week, I was ready to turn my brain off and drool at my television. My wife and I have a 50 inch flat-screen … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 1 — 13 Reasons Why Not
Death By Content: An Introduction
I’d like to pose a question: have you ever thought about the universe of useless shit we all create on a daily basis? I’m not talking about plastic or Styrofoam cups. I’m talking about content. With the rise of social media and platforms like Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook — portals into new worlds have been … Continue reading Death By Content: An Introduction
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