INTRODUCTION I bet if they could rewrite the bible, they’d think twice about a lot of it. The whole thing is filled with absurdities. Have you ever gotten into a conversation, or dare I say, an argument with a dingbat zealot about the absurdity of their beliefs? They all fall back on the same lame … Continue reading Goddammit: Noah’s Ark (Part 1 of 2)
Author: Mo The Hun
Death By Content: Episode 3 — Burn Down The Amazon
INTRO: This story is dual-purposed. And depending on who you are, you fall into one of two categories. You either own an Amazon Fire tablet…or you do not. My family and I fall into the former. If you do, as well, then I hope this will serve as a source of validation and empathy. You … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 3 — Burn Down The Amazon
Death By Content: Episode 2 — Toy Story 4 (A Horror Movie)
I’ve always loved movies. I remember reading books as a child and thinking…they should just make a movie about this. Like most people with access to unlimited movies, I’ve watched a TON of them. But due to my standing as an elder millennial, I grew up with VHSes (that can’t be right) and DVDs. Which … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 2 — Toy Story 4 (A Horror Movie)
Mo’s Inferno: The 9 Circles of IKEA (Part 3 of 3)
PART 3 GREED (SEVENTH CIRCLE): IKEA does not exist in a world without greed. They sell you an idea — an idea that you can have it all. Your friends will swoon when they walk into your studio apartment and notice your new polka dot rug. You enter the store and pick up a giant … Continue reading Mo’s Inferno: The 9 Circles of IKEA (Part 3 of 3)
Mo’s Inferno: The 9 Circles of IKEA (Part 2 of 3)
PART 2 GLUTTONY (THIRD CIRCLE): The cruelest part about the IKEA experience is by far the meatballs. Any place that serves those delicious little morsels can’t be bad, right? Wrong. Straight out of one of the most horrifying children’s fairy tales ever written, IKEA has put their own spin on Hansel and Gretel. The store … Continue reading Mo’s Inferno: The 9 Circles of IKEA (Part 2 of 3)
Mo’s Inferno: The 9 Circles of IKEA (Part 1 of 3)
PART 1 INTRODUCTION During my junior year at UC Santa Cruz, I took a class on Dante’s Inferno. A truly uplifting story about an Italian guy, Dante, who thought he’d take a little jaunt through hell with his buddy Virgil. He breaks hell into 9 circles, each corresponding to a sin. I thought this class … Continue reading Mo’s Inferno: The 9 Circles of IKEA (Part 1 of 3)
Death By Content: Episode 1 — 13 Reasons Why Not
The other night I had about 90 minutes of precious free time before bed to watch some TV or a movie. My 5 year old was fast asleep, and after a long week, I was ready to turn my brain off and drool at my television. My wife and I have a 50 inch flat-screen … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 1 — 13 Reasons Why Not
Death By Content: An Introduction
I’d like to pose a question: have you ever thought about the universe of useless shit we all create on a daily basis? I’m not talking about plastic or Styrofoam cups. I’m talking about content. With the rise of social media and platforms like Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook — portals into new worlds have been … Continue reading Death By Content: An Introduction
