I have a love/hate relationship with Lemon products. They are designed beautifully, and compared to their PC counterparts, they are definitely the superior option. The yPod and yPhone were both revolutionary inventions. Craig Gobs was a fucking asshole, but when it came to designing and inventing consumer experiences, it’s hard to deny him his due. … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 8 — Lemon
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USA Mock Re-Draft: Trades, Grades, & Closing Remarks
With the draft complete, both sides are now allowed a 48 hour window to make trades before solidifying their final picks. Given that each team now has a bird’s eye view of what the landscape looks like post draft, both sides get to work. --TRADES Delaware for Utah Team Bible gets fleeced here, but the … Continue reading USA Mock Re-Draft: Trades, Grades, & Closing Remarks
USA Mock Re-Draft: Rounds 4 & 5
We've arrived at the two final rounds of the great USA Re-draft! Just as a quick reminder, you can catch up on Rounds 1-3 and get all the ins and outs of how this works by catching up on the below links. ROUND 1ROUNDS 2 & 3 Also, as a reminder, I'll be posting one … Continue reading USA Mock Re-Draft: Rounds 4 & 5
USA Mock Re-Draft: Rounds 2 & 3
Welcome back to rounds 2 & 3 of our 5 round USA Redraft. If you missed Round 1, you can find it HERE. A quick recap. New York went 1st, California went 2nd, and priorities were placed on securing coastal states. You can see how Round 1 played out in the map below. And with … Continue reading USA Mock Re-Draft: Rounds 2 & 3
USA Mock Re-Draft: Round 1 (With Introduction)
Over the next 4 weeks, I’ll be posting 4 installments of this thought exercise. I hope you enjoy it. If sports, satirical politics, or fun aren’t your thing - we’ll be back with our regularly scheduled programming in July. - Mo DISCLAIMER: This is a thought exercise. It is in no way designed or intended to … Continue reading USA Mock Re-Draft: Round 1 (With Introduction)
Death By Content: Episode 7 — Can I Bum A Like?
Not long ago, a cigarette wasn’t a bringer of death, but a small respite from the monotony of daily life. It brought people together. It also gave you something to do when you needed to burn 5 minutes. "Can I bum a smoke”? was the original Tinder. They were everywhere. My grandparents chain smoked in … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 7 — Can I Bum A Like?
Death By Content: Episode 6 — The Lost Letters of Colonel Crick Cornelius
INTRODUCTION Amidst the entire Covid quarantine, things have been pretty boring. That doesn’t mean that oddities haven’t risen out of the darkness. In an effort to mollify the throbbing tedium of the everyday slog, I hopped on a few blogs and sites touting myself as an “advice guru.” Most of the stuff I got was … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 6 — The Lost Letters of Colonel Crick Cornelius
Death By Content: Episode 5 — It’s 5 O’clock Everywhere
It’s only half past noon and I’m already thinking about cracking open a beer. I don’t even know what day it is, and to be honest, even what month it is feels irrelevant. As we all try to proceed with life as if everything were normal, time is the one thing that is just constantly … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 5 — It’s 5 O’clock Everywhere
Death By Content: Episode 4 — A Mole In The Brown House
INTRO: Truth be told, I really don’t feel like writing. I’m exhausted by the ocean of shit we all are dealing with right now. There’s so much BAD news that writing in the name of satire and comedy feels a bit misplaced. That being said, writing is something that helps me feel normal, a feeling … Continue reading Death By Content: Episode 4 — A Mole In The Brown House
Goddammit: Noah’s Ark (Part 2 of 2)
ANIMALS Do you think Noah blew a fuse a few times during this whole ordeal? “God…do we really need the gnats?” Personally, I’d rather drown than catch two gnats. How are you supposed to even check the gender? “Oh shit…these gnats aren’t breeding.” How about the Mayflies? They live a day. GOT ‘EM…and they’re dead. … Continue reading Goddammit: Noah’s Ark (Part 2 of 2)
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